An Ode to Mcdees and Timmys

Aaaahh Mcdonalds and Timmys- how I love you but hate you at the same time.

Burgers + fries = temporary happiness & long term discomfort.

Mark equals fast food to sin. It looks and tastes good at the time, but leaves you feeling gross afterwards. I have realized that in the past week I have already spent more than 15$ on food and such with nothing more than 50 cents left over-(that can get me about 22 min of dryer time.)

In my late night adventures to fast food joints I have also

a.) gotten to be known as a "regular" at Timmys. O/3

b.) discovered that a mocha latte costs about 2.00 more than a caffe mocha when they are practically the same thing

c.) had an intense dance party in the middle of Mcdonalds.

Joleen and I wrote the song below a while back after a Timmy's run. We had a spurt of creativity after being unable to resist the urge for bagels and ice capps. This is to be sung to the tune of "Eye of the Tiger."

Verse

I open the door

with a mighty force

And step onto the pavement

My foot catches on the edge of the curb

And i fall flat on my face

Getting up back on my feet

Cant waste a second on bruises

Filet o fish-is calling out my name

Should I stop and say no to fast food?

Chorus
Its the glare of the drive through sign that catches my eye
And i cant even resist the temptation
As the smell of the French fries wafts towards my face
My nose just gets me going... going crazy

Its Always Fresh! and I'm Lovin It ;)

Tessaroonie